"Come on kid, take it"
"It doesn't work. You need to put air into it. And you can't just breathe into it, you need a pump"
"I know, I'm sorry"
"I don't even like soccer"
"Come, all you kids like football. Except for American kids, not that I blame them"
"I know it's called "football", I said "soccer" for you. Whatever, why do you want me to take this so bad?"
The soldier leaned in a little bit. He was standing on top of a Humvee.
"You're my only friend here. This was supposed to be a good will mission but we fucked it up"